Offbeat boycott tesla nutters strike again

Published on August 16th, 2014 | by Jo Borrás

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Boycott Tesla Nutters Strike Again, Call Musk a Mobster

boycott tesla nutters strike again

Despite being named the safest car ever tested by the NHTSA, keeping its owners safe in practice, as well as theory, and being generally regarded as the best car money can buy these days, the Tesla Model S sure gets an awful lot of the wrong kind of attention.

The latest round of anti-Tesla fuckwittery comes from (probably) the same “Tesla Ticket” group as before.

Now calling itself “Phase 2: PROJECT AXCIOM” [sic], these “Boycott Tesla” nimrods believe, well … why don’t I just let you read what these nimrods believe for yourself? You can check out the group’s official insane statement for yourself, below, and leave any comments you deem such nonsense appropriate of in the comments section at the bottom of the page. Enjoy!

 

THIS IS YOUR TESLA MOTORS INTERVENTION:

BORN IN BRIBES AND CORRUPTION, FORGED IN FIRES, AND MORE FIRES, AND STILL MORE FIRES AND SOME EXPLOSIONS, THE TOXIC TESLA CRIME-MOBILE THAT YOU ARE DRIVING IS FULL OF LIES AND CANCER CAUSING MATERIAL. WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT THE LOOK ON PEOPLE’S FACES, WHEN YOU DRIVE BY, MAY NOT BE ENVY BUT, RATHER: DISGUST!

BRIBED: 5 Senators, 8 Senior Agency Staff and 2 White House Staff.

Why do “YOU” want to be a part of that? Let’s examine the facts and details …

… Some of the people involved have worked at Tesla and claim to have witnessed: “Organized crime on a first hand basis.”

Two members have subscriptions to the Axciom Privacy Abuse database. They thought: “hmmm, why not use something evil for good purposes by helping to inform, and save, hapless Tesla owners who got screwed during the information Green-wash!”

Members found out that major media outlet owners (Engadget, Google, AUTOBLOG GREEN, Gizmodo, Jalopnik, etc.) had stock in the Tesla and battery cartels and, thus, covered up the first investigation results.

They want to clean the market more completely than an email “accident” on an IRS Hard Drive.

Does that sound like a big project? It isn’t! After nearly a decade and billions of dollars of your tax money, Tesla has only sold .5% of the cars that their competing electric, or gas cars have sold for the same investments in time and dollars. Nobody wants a Tesla except Tesla’s investors and douche-bag surgeons who then crash them and kill people. So, relatively speaking, there are not that many people to hunt down.

 

Source: Boycott Tesla, via Green Car Reports.



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  • WeaponZero

    um, lol? I don’t even understand 90% of the things that are said. All the statements are so vague they don’t even come to a conclusion. Take the cover up statement by media outlets and the first investigation. What exactly did they cover up in the investigation? How exactly did they even do it? Way too open ended.

    They are going to need to learn how to troll better.

    • http://www.insteading.com/ Jo Borras

      Oh, 100%. These people are Grade A loons.

  • Steve Hanley

    Well, if bribing Senators is the charge, I’m sure Tesla is no more guilty that any other major corporation in America, where we pride ourselves on having the best government money can buy! ; )

    • http://www.insteading.com/ Jo Borras

      HA! Nicely put.

  • J_JamesM

    Eh. I’d rather ride around in an exploding mobster murder-mobile than capitulate to those damn liberals and their big-government job-killing safety regulations and anti-corruption laws.

    Heh, kidding.

    • http://www.insteading.com/ Jo Borras

      I … what? :D

  • gendotte

    Obviously, this is yet another example of the “PC” crowd’s attempts to marginalize the white race while promoting socialist multiculturalism as part of their neverending Communist mission to use gay marriage and race mixing in order to kill Jesus because he knows too much about Benghazi and the commie plot to make everybody healthy with Obamacare. It’s the only thing that makes sense! What else could it be?

    • Steve Grinwis

      This post was essentially a mental roller coaster. Thanks for the wild ride. It was fun.

  • Mongo från yttre rymden

    Was this even worth mentioning? Seems just like bad trollery to me.

    • http://www.insteading.com/ Jo Borras

      Oh, come on. It’s hilarious.

  • hello

    Seems like Tesla envy is rampant. Tesla is the Ford of the future. you snooze you lose.

  • hello

    A car made in America, zero emissions, long range EV – what’s wrong with that? Did Toyota, Nissan and Honda pay off some PR propagandists?

    • http://www.insteading.com/ Jo Borras

      Toyota, Nissan, and Honda all build cars in the US. Over 90% of the Hondas sold in the US are built in North America, which is more than you can say for a lot of manufacturers.

  • Jim Seko

    How many potential Model S buyers will change their decision based on this irrational rant? Zero.

  • grendal

    A poster that goes by the handle of Jim5437532 seems to be crazy enough to have made official complaints to the NHTSA. I discovered this from a commentary conversation with him on the following Bloomberg article:

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-08-15/tesla-modifies-model-s-warranty-with-8-year-mileage.html

    He was referencing NHTSA complaints and I wanted to confirm the information. It occurred to me that the tone of the complaint matched the wording that Jim was using. So a person that doesn’t own the car is making official complaints about it based on hearsay. I would not be surprised if that is illegal. Just an FYI for those here. I do know that he was kicked off of Green Car Reports. My instincts say that he is a crazy person. However, he is a crazy person that seems to be at war with Tesla for whatever reasons he might have and has had a lengthy history of doing so.

    • A Real Libertarian

      I’ll put this here, too:

      http://www-odi.nhtsa.dot.gov/owners/SearchSafetyIssues

      Model Year: 2013

      Make: Tesla

      Model: Model S

      Click “Complaints”.

      • AaronD12

        We really need to find this person and get him the mental help he needs.

    • AaronD12

      Looks like Bloomberg took down some of his rant, though not all of it.

      • grendal

        They are all there. Our “conversation” occurs about two thirds of the way through the 190 comments. There are a few other nutty commenters in the commenting thread as well. ceo, jaime54, and Stewart Pid are regular trolls on many Tesla articles. Most of them are fringe right wing nuts that hate Tesla because it is “green.”

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