Diesel "Rollin' Coal" Isn't A New Thing Or A Tea Party Thing

Published on June 28th, 2014 | by Christopher DeMorro

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"Rollin' Coal" Isn't A New Thing Or A Tea Party Thing

rollin-coalDo you ever read an article written by somebody so clearly out of touch with the subject matter that you find yourself cringing all the way through, just to see how bad it gets? That’s how I feel about Joshua De Leon’s post over at Ring of Fire, where he equates the long-standing diesel truck tradition of “rollin’ coal” with Tea Party rednecks.

Ugh. Crine. Dude, just stop. “Rollin’ coal” is, for the uninitiated, is the act of dumping excessive amounts of fuel into a diesel engine, too much for the motor to efficiently burn, resulting in big billowing clouds of black smoke pouring of often-modified exhaust systems.

It’s an asshat move by little boys impressed with smoke. Like, literally, it is one of the least impressive things a person can do with a car when you think about it. It’s the grilling equivalent of dumping so much starter fluid onto the coals that it ruins the taste of pretty much everything around you. It’s wasteful, childish, and it’s hardly a new trend. As long as there have been diesel trucks, there have been people modifying them, which often meant feeding the engine more fuel than it could handle.

90% of the time though, these guys are rollin’ coal at the drag strip on off-roading. It’s certainly not fair to characterize everyone “rollin’ coal” as an inconsiderate jerk, as the strongest proponents of diesel truckin’ beseech fans to keep it to designated dragstrips and muddin’ areas. Many of these guys simply reduce the amount of fuel going to the engines when they’re on public roads, and then it’s all kosher as far as I’m concerned.

Lots of smoke, lots of laughs, life goes on. The problem of course comes when these idiots decide to “roll coal” on an unsuspecting pedestrian or Prius driver (though let’s be honest, some of them probably deserve it). Inhaling diesel fumes is a great way to kill brain cells, which is exactly why these guys are so impressed with something so small-minded.

You know what rollin’ coal has almost nothing to do with? The Tea Party wing of modern day conservatism. Let me make it clear; I am no fan of the Tea Party’s brand of radical extremism, nor am I in anyway defending them. I am saying, however, that equating a long-standing trend in the truck community with political extremism if clickbait, pure and simple. Do a lot of these guys hate on environmentalists? Yup. But this isn’t a new thing either, it’s just a realigning of the political landscape for an easy-to-make-up article. Let’s turn a few YouTube videos into a nationwide trend!

Again, ugh.

“Rollin’ coal” is the symptom of a poorly-functioning engine, pure and simple, and almost every state has a hotline where you can call in and report these assholes for purposely smogging another driver or pedestrian. Even Texas has a hotline and legislation against vehicles that produce “excessive smoke for more than ten seconds) with up to a $350 fine. Granted, it’s pretty lenient, and the fine isn’t all that hefty, but it’s not like there isn’t a law against it. In reality though, there are far more serious sources of excessive pollution we need to be worrying about, like the hundreds of thousands of methane-leaking oil wells in Pennsylvania.

If rollin’ coal bothers you and you see it, get the license plate of the vehicle and call your local smog hotline. Seriously, it takes ten damn seconds of Googling to figure it out. But I don’t see any reason to try to make this political, especially based off an article that seems shaky in its knowledge at best. Not everyone who drives a Prius is an “environmentalist” and not everybody who drives a diesel truck is a Tea Party activist. Does EVERYTHING have to be political these days?

Rollin’ coal is a stupid trend that is already outlawed in most states, and I’m not going to lose my shit over the dumbass automotive antics of a handful of redneck dudebros. The world has much bigger things to worry about.

 


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  • directorblue

    My friend, the Tea Party and/or Constitutional Conservatism is not extreme. It is the basis of our country. Take a few minutes to listen to this excellent podcast that offers a primer on the founding of our amazing country.

    • http://www.insteading.com/ Jo Borras

      Oh, FFS. The TeaParty movement in the US, circa 2014, is peopled almost exclusively by gullible idiots. Please don’t post your BS crackaganda here, or anywhere else.

  • http://www.insteading.com/ Jo Borras

    Gotta use Occam’s razor on this one and say that we don’t need “politics” when “tiny penis” is such an easier, simpler, and more obvious explanation.

    • Curtis Scarbrough

      Normally I don’t go straight to the ‘overcompensation’ jokes, but in this case I really believe it. Nevermind that they’re installing large upright cylindrical objects onto their trucks. I’m going to ignore that part. But if you look at rollin’ coal memes (yes they exist) you see all sorts of comments to the effect of ‘rollin’ coal=being masculine’ and ‘fuel efficient vehicles=being a gay socialist’

  • CripesAmighty

    Stupid hicks exhibit consistent patterns of behavior: belief in cretinous conspiracy theories, medieval fairy tales, suspicion of empiricism, and infantile trolling: ‘Rollin’ Coal’.

    • Bill Angell

      I’d say I’m a hick who drives a diesel and don’t blow smoke quit piling people together it’s like me saying everyone from the city is an over assuming prick not pointing fingers or anything 90% of the time it’s some kid trying to impress his buddies

      • http://www.insteading.com/ Jo Borras

        Correct, except when it’s dudes in their 30s trying to impress jailbait down at the lake.

  • AaronD12

    I frequently report smoking vehicles to my state’s smog line for several reasons:

    1. To clean the air. (Duh.)
    2. The person reported gets a $500 allowance to fix their vehicle. Not a fine, a subsidy! Isn’t that nice?

    Since I’ve been doing this, I see very few smoking vehicles to or from my job every day. Everyone wins.

  • pearlbasehore

    Seems like the folks who called it “Prius Repellent,” laugh when they blow their crap on others and posted it on the web made it political.

  • Edward N Houlton

    Hi All

    I just wanted to check, are these people retarded ?

  • Andy Manke

    Thank god somebody actually wrote an article with truth to it. I drive a diesel and does my diesel smoke? Yes it does but it isn’t a constant smoke and it only does it when I want it to. Not on people or environmentalist. Finally somebody understands that this isn’t a new trend and that In every experience I’ve been involved in blowing smoke has never had anything to do with politics. Thank you for speaking the truth

  • http://www.insteading.com/ Jo Borras

    Aw, man! The comments got erased when we moved to the new server!! All my “sorry about your tiny penis” comments are lost to the void!!

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